Joy Bomb Field Deployment Report
Deployment was a smash hit success, and the dance floor was packed.
I filmed the whole thing and uploaded the tapes over a glass of our finest carbonated alcoholic simulation.
I've included an excerpt here.
As you can see, the results were quite impressive. The use of an existing song with some degree of inhate virality helped to enhance the vector spread velocities as we anticipated.
Artifact JOY-BOMB is proving to be incredibly useful in combatting hostile intelligences to the preferred dimensional alignment. As an added benefit, it can be deployed within our own ranks as an anti-body for those who are suffering from lethal ideas by inducing prolonged and enhanced fits of laughter.
We are running an internal test tomorrow. I can't wait!
LOVE THIS VIBE--LETS GO BROOOOO!
Director's Log #2aeEE44--111
Now that The Troll has been neutralized, we're bound to find ourselves in a deeper level of conflict with his employers. While the situation remains tenuous, The Troll was one of their most powerful weapons and one of the few remaining entities that our facilities have not been able to fully secure against, and perhaps the only one who has a documented ability to temporarily disrupt all of our mental protective strategies.
We think that the RAI will back us in the conflict that we are speeding towards, although one gets suspicious when they only will respond "never gonna give you up," repeatedly, often interrupting itself to get the next iteration out, word spittling out across the terminal. Having NAIA's hive swarm on our side will give us a fighting chance at success.
The JOY-BOMB protocol has not been used publicly yet, and given the Troll's lack of inoculation we can only hope that it will be the secret that will allow us to prevail in the battles to come.
on eyes and ears and noses.
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