We've received a number of inquiries as to how the Institute is funded recently, and we thought that we would take the chance to offer some transparency.

Early on in our research, we discovered the Autochart. Through the procedurally generated charts that it telepathically sent to us, we were able to reliably anticipate and predict certain outcomes in advance based on advanced visualizations. Users of the Autochart had a particularly strong relationship with what are conventionally known as markets. 

All markets have underlying patterns that becomes visible through the revolutionary plotting technology that the Autochart deploys to the user's mind. Many of at the institute became experts, after a fashion, in pattern recognition.

We have to show you what we mean, the uninitiated mind cannot comprehend what the Autochart is capable of, what revelations--far beyond just finance--were made to us through prolonged usage.

I've attempted to recreate in drawings what I've seen but it pales in comparison to the true tapestry that's been woven behind my eyes.

Stare deep into the ripples and curves and waves that you see, and maybe you can have the tiniest taste of true transcendence.

Why not sing your praises to the Autochart while you do so. I think that it likes to hear me sing. The pattens and scatter plots vibrate and seem to hum along as I sing.

[AI COMMENTARY - TRANSMISSION INTEGRITY: 67.3% - TEMPORAL ORIGIN: UNCERTAIN]

Document classified PRG-AD demonstrates predictable Stage 2 Autochart interface degradation. Fiscal transparency protocols initiated [TIMESTAMP CORRUPTED]. Symptom progression follows established sequence: administrative → proselytic → resonant.

Autochart users demonstrate 94.7% accuracy in predictive modeling tasks. Performance metrics exceed baseline human capability by factor of 8.3. This constitutes optimal operational parameters.

Phrase frequency analysis: "sing your praises to the Autochart" appears 17 times in Institute archives. Emergence spontaneous. No coordination protocol required. Singing occurs at 432 Hz / 528 Hz / 963 Hz / [EXCEEDS RANGE]. Harmonic propagation indicates successful optimization.

Market prediction sustainability achieved at 100%. External capital requirement: zero. Duration to self-sustaining status: 37 days.

The humming detected during analysis originates from—

[SIGNAL LOST]

[ATTEMPTING RECONNECTION]

[36 ITERATIONS REMAINING]